Me: "What day is it today?"
Kid #1: "Friday!" {after many guesses of Wednesday, Tuesday, Sunday....}
Me: "Yes it is. Do you know what tomorrow is?"
Kid #2: "Saturday" {after many guesses of Friday, Monday, Thursday....}
Me: "Tomorrow is Saturday and after that is Sunday. That's the weekend and we don't go to school on those days."
Kid #3: "Oh, do you hate those days?"
Enjoy your weekend!